Hugh Hefner Has Back Problems!!!!!!

Hugh Hefner, 82, has revealed that he has constant lower back pain. Back pain not caused by not lifting with his legs or getting hit with a shovel, but from getting inside more teenage pussy than a stepfather. Stuff reports:


The 82-year-old Playboy tycoon - who lives with three girlfriends at the infamous Playboy mansion in Los Angeles - is renowned for his womanising ways, but says his bedroom activities have caused him health problems. He told FoxNews.com: "I have some aches and pains and I have had lower back problems since the 80s. Too much time in bed rustling around with friends!"

In related news, I just got a new Batman comforter for my bed. What can I say? Looks like Hugh Hefner is livin the dream.

He better chill out before them girls give him a damn heartattack

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Hugh's the man!