MUSICAL CONDOMS `Right Around The Corner

by **J The Kidd** Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:47 pm

U.S. patent holder of the Force-Sensitive, Sound-Playing Condom,
Paul Lyons of Southbridge, Mass., has found a way to combine tried and
true prophylactic technology—your basic condom—with piezoelectric sound
transducers—think old-school cell phone ringtones—to create the first
musical condom. The Kansan reports.

Though it would look and function just like a regular condom, this
invention would also allow the user to record a song, message or sound
effect to the tiny chip contained in the base of the condom. This sound
would then be played on a loop when the contacts of the circuit are
closed during use, and the transducer is “activated by forceful
movements.”

The recorded sound could be anything from a romantic message, a clip of
your partner’s favorite love song, or the dirty talk you’ve been
thinking to yourself but hadn’t yet got up the nerve to say out loud.
If it doesn’t go over well, you can just blame it on the condom.

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