UK Glamour model Jordan arrives in LA for fifth breast surgery!

by **J The Kidd** Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:12 pm

They can only take so much before they catch gangrene and drop off!

"Heaven forbid Katie Price leave her ugly ass body alone. The woman
with a crazy plastic surgery is clearly way too dumb to realize that
she got herself so ugly by going under the knife too many times. Thus
to her, the logical solution is to keep getting plastic surgery after
plastic surgery to try to undo all the grossness incurred by the
multitude of previous plastic surgeries.

As she arrived in Los Angeles yesterday, the bountiful assets that made Katie Price her fortune were proudly on show.

But the mum-of-three will be returning to Britain without her oversized
implants. Katie, who made her name as glamour girl Jordan, is believed
to be in America to have breast reduction surgery.

Last year she went under the knife to drop down from a 32G to a 32C.
But Katie revealed in February that the reduction surgery had failed,
taking her down to 32F instead.

However, the glamour model joked with photographers that she hadn’t
decided what size her bust was going to be - giving the impression she
may even have another enlargement.

In March she told viewers of the Paul O’Grady show that she would be returning this summer for her final operation.

[From the Daily Mail]

Katie actually did confirm to TMZ that she’s having a breast reduction.
The Daily Mail phrases it as though it’s speculation with the “[Katie]
is believed to be in America to have breast reduction surgery” comment
for some reason.

In February Katie gave an in-depth interview to OK! about how
dissatisfied she is with her body. At the time she’d had four surgeries
on her breasts alone – so this will make number five by the age of
thirty. She also said, “You know, I’ve had four breast surgeries so
far, and each time I’m less and less satisfied. Maybe I should stop
having breast surgeries.” It’s hard to tell if she’s forgetful, stupid,
or suffering from body dysmorphic disorder. Regardless, I think her
next trip to the doctor should be to a psychologist, just to be sure."
Celebitchy